I watched the movie Up in the Air last night and there were two funny quotes I laughed about. The first was this girl Natalie's rendition of her "dream guy" and exboyfriend that just broke up with her. What is so funny about this is that it is Sean to a T! Except he doesn't have a golden lab. He even drives a Rav4 which is the little brother of a 4 runner. Read it:
Natalie Keener: "Sometimes it feels like, no matter how much success I have, it's not gonna matter until I find the right guy. I could have made it work, he really fit the bill, you know. White collar, 6'1, college grad, loves dogs, likes funny movies, brown hair, kind eyes, works in finance but is outdoorsy. I always imagined he'd have a single syllable name like Matt or John or Dave. In a perfect world, he drives a 4 runner and the only thing he loves more than me is his golden lab. And a nice smile. What about you?"
And this one was just too funny:
Ryan Bingham: [on getting through airport security] "Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left. Bingo, Asians. They pack light, travel efficiently, and they have a thing for slip on shoes. Gotta love 'em."
Natalie Keener: "That's racist.
Ryan Bingham: I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster."
Haha! I could relate to both. ;-)
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