I’m gonna smash your face in the concrete.

Lately, I’ve been feeling a heightened sense of wanting to inflict physical pain on idiots I come in contact with. I am use to the usual stupid driver, idiotic co-worker, or obnoxiously loud neighbor making me crazy, but lately I am convinced the best way to handle these situations is kick their ass. What is this? I’m not naturally violent. Yes, I like running long distances, making me borderline masochistic, but usually I don’t turn it onto other people.

So, I came up with this theory that it must be due to my recent change in working out. I have been pumping some serious iron and maybe, since I am hitting the gym so hard, I am raising my testosterone levels, making me more volatile. My boss also thought this was an interesting theory so we googled it. It turns out, there hasn’t been much research done to test this theory in women but it has been done on men. (http://www.officialfitnessandhealth.com/articles/testosterone.html) They say that it is raised for a short period of time and then it balances back out.

It must just be lack of sleep and PMS. I’ll have to just continue monitoring it and take some cardio kickboxing to let out my pent up aggression. Till then, if you know someone who is due for a good ass kicking, I'll be taking names.